шуточки от Гейдера

[Валафия]

Isabela: So... Hawke tells me those markings make you very strong.
Fenris: Strong enough.
Isabela: And give you great endurance.
Fenris: I see where this is going...
Isabela: They improve your eyesight, too? Marvelous!
Fenris: Put some pants on, woman.


Fenris: I do not look like him. (говорят о Зевране)
Hawke: Well, you have lighter hair with darker skin.
Fenris: My skin is not dark.
Isabela: And you're an elf! All you elves look alike to me.
Fenris: That's ridiculous.
Isabela: Where it counts, anyhow.
Fenris: Do I want to even ask what that means?
Varric: I wouldn't.
Hawke: Of course you would.
Varric: It's true. I'm a weak, weak man.

Varric: ...and then the innkeeper says, "That's a nug? I thought that was my wife!"
Fenris: I see.
Varric: What? They don't have jokes where you come from? And here I thought I was being charming.
Fenris: No, I've just heard it before. My master told it to his guests once, while using me as a footstool.
Varric: I, uh... he did? Really?
Fenris: No, not really.
Carver: Ha! Burn! He got you that time, Varric!

Cassandra: You... seem to know a lot about Hawke's personal life.
Varric: I have people.
Cassandra: Did... you say "people"? Or "peephole"?

@темы: ролевые игры, Dragon Age

Comments

[K0sh]

все так и норовят засмущать Фенриса! :О третье прекрасно как рассвет xD

[Валафия]

K0sh, ну что поделать! Его ответы (и выражение лица!) того стоят.)